It’s officially cleavage season in Hollywood—and these stars put their breast foot forward at last night’s Golden Globes. Can you name these famous racks?
Why is Ben Affleck doing a happy dance? It’s probably because last night’s Golden Globes didn’t just kick off Hollywood’s 2013 awards season (and score him a much-deserved win), they also brought out all the girls (and their girls!). There was spillage. There was side cleave. There was middle boob. And it wasn’t just the usual suspects, like Sofia, who were making us gawk.
So here, a round-up of the hottest female celebs who brought their A game—and also their B, C, and D games—to last night’s Globes. To make it extra-fun, we present you with this little (and not so little) breast test. Click through to take a gander at the best photos of celebrity breasts the night had to offer and get ready to guess that rack.
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This Rack Belongs To…
Hint: She’s likely still breastfeeding her son, Sam, born last year—which can explain why her gals are packing a little more punch than we’re used to.
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This Rack Belongs To…
Hint: This British actress, now best known for her role on CBS’s The Good Wife, can also bend it like Beckham.
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This Rack Belongs To…
Hint: This former Idol showed off the evening’s best use of side boob—she knows it’s all about lifting and separating the twins and never about Smash-ing them.
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This Rack Belongs To…
Hint: It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to know that this hot blond makes us think of a very different kind of big bang.
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This Rack Belongs To…
Hint: This was a surprisingly demure display for this television actress, who most recently flashed the whole world her full goods while falling to the floor at a nightclub on New Year’s Eve.
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This Rack Belongs To…
Hint: Not going to lie—we had to check this star’s IMDB page to make sure we weren’t presenting you with jail bait. And thankfully it turns out, this Modern Family member is all grown out…um, we mean up.
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This Rack Belongs To…
Hint: When this stunning Mexican-American star—and her nearly perfect pair—make an appearance they turn us into a bunch of Savages.
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This Rack Belongs To…
Hint: This wrestling-babe-turned-actress is better known for her long legs—but last night, it was her cups that runneth over.
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This Rack Belongs To…
Hint: Okay, so this cleave may be subtle, but we’ll take what we can get. This recently divorced actress/singer is quirky, talented—and usually a bit more buttoned up in the boob department.
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Jennifer Garner
The perky new mom hit the red carpet with husband Ben Affleck, who took home the Best Director award for Argo.
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Archie Panjabi
Nominated for Best Supporting Actress in a TV series, Panjabi lost out to Downton Abbey‘s Maggie Smith, but we’re going to go ahead and hand out an award to her dress—for its own major supporting role last night.
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Katharine McPhee
The star of NBC’s Smash turned heads, necks, and torsos in a dress that literally left E!’s Ryan Seacrest at a loss for words on the red carpet. (We’re so with you, man.)
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Kaley Cuoco
The sexy star of CBS’s Big Bang Theory went for some oddly goth-looking makeup, which almost distracted us from her revealing ‘girls next door’…we said, almost.
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Sofia Vergara
Too easy? We know. You’ve probably spent so much time ogling Vergara’s dynamic duo that you’d recognize them anywhere. But it never hurts to take another look.
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Salma Hayek
Ding, ding, ding: Those breasts belong to Ms. Hayek, who froze up while presenting last night, thanks to a teleprompter malfunction. (We were kind of hoping it would have been a wardrobe malfunction instead, but what can you do.)
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Sarah Hyland
Looks like Sofia has been teaching her budding co-star Hyland a thing or two, huh? The major lesson seems to be: If you’ve got them, flaunt them. And this girl has definitely got ’em.
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Stacy Keibler
George Clooney’s current arm candy looked magically delicious last night thanks to those lovely lucky charms.
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Zooey Deschanel
Did this one stump you? It’s actress/singer/songwriter and dork-extraordinaire Zooey Deschanel, who chose to take her New Girls out for the night.
Why is Ben Affleck doing a happy dance? It’s probably because last night’s Golden Globes didn’t just kick off Hollywood’s 2013 awards season (and score him a much-deserved win), they also brought out all the girls (and their girls!). There was spillage. There was side cleave. There was middle boob. And it wasn’t just the usual suspects, like Sofia, who were making us gawk.
So here, a round-up of the hottest female celebs who brought their A game—and also their B, C, and D games—to last night’s Globes. To make it extra-fun, we present you with this little (and not so little) breast test. Click through to take a gander at the best photos of celebrity breasts the night had to offer and get ready to guess that rack.
This Rack Belongs To...
Hint: She’s likely still breastfeeding her son, Sam, born last year—which can explain why her gals are packing a little more punch than we’re used to.
This Rack Belongs To...
Hint: This British actress, now best known for her role on CBS’s The Good Wife, can also bend it like Beckham.
This Rack Belongs To...
Hint: This former Idol showed off the evening’s best use of side boob—she knows it’s all about lifting and separating the twins and never about Smash-ing them.
This Rack Belongs To...
Hint: It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to know that this hot blond makes us think of a very different kind of big bang.
This Rack Belongs To...
Hint: This was a surprisingly demure display for this television actress, who most recently flashed the whole world her full goods while falling to the floor at a nightclub on New Year’s Eve.
This Rack Belongs To...
Hint: Not going to lie—we had to check this star’s IMDB page to make sure we weren’t presenting you with jail bait. And thankfully it turns out, this Modern Family member is all grown out…um, we mean up.
This Rack Belongs To...
Hint: When this stunning Mexican-American star—and her nearly perfect pair—make an appearance they turn us into a bunch of Savages.
This Rack Belongs To...
Hint: This wrestling-babe-turned-actress is better known for her long legs—but last night, it was her cups that runneth over.
This Rack Belongs To...
Hint: Okay, so this cleave may be subtle, but we’ll take what we can get. This recently divorced actress/singer is quirky, talented—and usually a bit more buttoned up in the boob department.
Jennifer Garner
The perky new mom hit the red carpet with husband Ben Affleck, who took home the Best Director award for Argo.
Archie Panjabi
Nominated for Best Supporting Actress in a TV series, Panjabi lost out to Downton Abbey‘s Maggie Smith, but we’re going to go ahead and hand out an award to her dress—for its own major supporting role last night.
Katharine McPhee
The star of NBC’s Smash turned heads, necks, and torsos in a dress that literally left E!’s Ryan Seacrest at a loss for words on the red carpet. (We’re so with you, man.)
Kaley Cuoco
The sexy star of CBS’s Big Bang Theory went for some oddly goth-looking makeup, which almost distracted us from her revealing ‘girls next door’…we said, almost.
Sofia Vergara
Too easy? We know. You’ve probably spent so much time ogling Vergara’s dynamic duo that you’d recognize them anywhere. But it never hurts to take another look.
Salma Hayek
Ding, ding, ding: Those breasts belong to Ms. Hayek, who froze up while presenting last night, thanks to a teleprompter malfunction. (We were kind of hoping it would have been a wardrobe malfunction instead, but what can you do.)
Sarah Hyland
Looks like Sofia has been teaching her budding co-star Hyland a thing or two, huh? The major lesson seems to be: If you’ve got them, flaunt them. And this girl has definitely got ’em.
Stacy Keibler
George Clooney’s current arm candy looked magically delicious last night thanks to those lovely lucky charms.
Zooey Deschanel
Did this one stump you? It’s actress/singer/songwriter and dork-extraordinaire Zooey Deschanel, who chose to take her New Girls out for the night.
